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Mild spoilers follow forBorderlands.
We really have been spoiled lately.
Even an ensemble cast can’t save Borderland’s bad script – the jokes of which don’t land. At all.
We’re having a good run, right?
So, surely it can continue?
This successful run ofmovies based on videogameshas all come to a grinding halt thanks to Eli Roth’snew movieBorderlands.
Claptrap is about the only accurate thing in the movie.
What is the Borderlands movie about?
I guess the cast had fun?
Tiny Tina is badly depicted in the movie.
Tiny Tina needed to be more annoying (no seriously).
I don’t necessarily think it’s Ariana Greenblatt’s fault, either, because she was great inBarbie.
A shame, really, because it’s clear she gave it her all.
The characterization is so unlike the Tina fans know, which is disappointing indeed.
The fight scenes are too chaotic and go on for ages.
Not nearly enough, given the factBorderlandsis a very witty franchise.
Yeah, that’s what we’re dealing with here.
The costumes might raise some eyebrows too, especially the ones on the lead characters.
Ah, that’s better.
